Scaramucci's potty-mouthed rant about Reince Priebus and Steve Bannon

I’ve felt the same way about those guys since I learned their names.
Now I can feel similarly about this guy too.

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If you have an iPhone, try saying “I see a little silhouetto of a man” to Siri.

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Tried it. So glad I was drinking ice coffee. Hot coffee through my nose would have scalded like hell.

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We need the SOUNDTRACK:

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Sorry for taking you literal. In this thread. Of all possible threads. However…

No, no, no. You can’t have Obama back.

Get the bloody Democrats to find a bloody suitable candidate for the next election and MOVE ALONG NOW, THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
This admin is constantly binding resources on side issues. It’s like an accident on the other highway lane, everybody is watching either in glee or horrid fascination. But the fucking traffic on the other lane still moves around all those accidents, while this lane is fucking stuck.

Aaaaaargh!

Sorry, needed to get this out of my system.
I’m going to see myself out.

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Get used to it. It’s an undeniable earworm.

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12th-doc-nazi-julie-andrews

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nixon-head-agnew

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I’m surprised that I’ve not seen anyone pick up on this yet

You know what this nations is? It’s a disruptive start up. It was a group of rich guys that got together and said “You know what? We’re going to break away from the other country and start our own country”

Holy crap, is that a teenaged Nixon?

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We’ll have to see who is in the new line up. They lost at least 3 regular cast members, so we’ll see if it’s one of the regulars or someone new.

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Damn you, I JUST GOT IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

“I love boobs and California!!!”

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What I’ve been waiting for is any sort of fallout beyond “he uses colorful language, ha ha”.

It’s got to be awkward to report to your staff on Friday morning, having just said that they’ll all be fired within a few weeks.

And what’s Bannon’s reaction to being publicly accused of autofellatio by the President’s new Wormtongue? He’s not a calm man, has he set any aides on fire yet today?

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Please direct your inquiries to Bannon’s "shadow press office".

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It works similarly if you say, “Is this the real life?” I tried several lines before I hit on that.

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Plus big number for the “Wormtongue”. It is such an obvious reference, but I didn’t think of it.

Come to think of it, wouldn’t Bannon be Wormtongue and Mooch be the Mouth of Trump?

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Scaramouch, from Italian scaramuccia, “a boastful but cowardly person.”

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Early college years / very early 1930ies.
Makes you wonder what he could have been.

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In this scenario there are so many ways that could be interpreted!

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Bannon is far more wormy than Mooch, that’s for sure.

If Trump is the Dark Lord, then Mooch is more the Balls of Trump.