Scooch, Mooch! Trump removes Scaramucci from communications director job


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/07/31/trump-removes-scaramucci-from.html


#2

Damn, I straight called it that it was Kelly’s doing.


#3

Did he even have time to get business cards printed?


#4

And another one bites the dust…Yawn…think I’m gonna take a nap


#5

This is proving to be a role that is too tough for most. It may be time to call in the Iraqi Information Minister.

07-minister


#6

Hogwarts has better staff retention.


#7

And also fewer dementors.


#8

“Here’s your check for two days of work…”


#9

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#10

Tabloids can’t keep up with these plot twists, let alone people which are supposed to write serious analyses.


#11

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.


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#13

Scaramucci, Scaramucci will you do the Fandango?

:stuck_out_tongue:

(Wouldn’t you, though? Being Trump’s Mouth of Sauron must be the world’s most thankless job.)


#14

Wheeeeee!


#15

Already? You mean . . . the drumpster made a less bad decision for once?


#16

I suppose The Mooch will have more time to work on his core flexibility so he can suck his own, err late stage capitalism… Mrs Mooch just filed for divorce. mmm m M! that is a nice tall glass of schadenfreude

I expect Kelly to last about 3 to 6 months tops. Once the Russia collusion indictments start flying he’ll grab his chute and scoot.


#17

That is one of the dangers of revolving doors.


#18

Holy shit that was much more short lived that i ever thought. I wonder if there’s any bookies in Vegas taking bets on Trump’s scandals, firings, etc.


#19

Good question. I was just there last week for work, shoulda checked the bookmaking desk.


#20

You know there are, with the most money being banked on how long it takes 45 to get impeached.