Science fair: “Does your cat’s butthole really touch all the surfaces in your home?”

Yes but yes but…did it make your cat look more attractive?

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This is what happens when you shut down Yahoo Answers.

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If anyone makes a video about this, please put something by the Butthole Surfers on the soundtrack. Thank you.

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From the ceiling. You and your lipstick can stay right down there, thank you very much.

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Actually…

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Maybe the next round of experiments could include giving the long-haired cats lipstick ‘dingleberries’ to better replicate conditions more commonly found in real life.

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or Saffron, “Our Mrs. Reynolds”

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I can’t see her without wondering who’s going to the “special hell.”
:laughing:

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Glad I got my cats treated recently for parasites…

Jennifer Lawrence Oops GIF

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Now you can put this beauty back on:

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Observing my three cats over the past day or two, I’m starting to think the kid didn’t expand enough. Regardless of whether their butthole touches any surfaces, their paws do. And where are those paws some part of the time? In the catbox, touching urine-soaked litter and fecal matter. And they track it around the house. On your bed. On your kitchen counters. On the sofa.

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I notice this with hairballs. If my cat throws up she walks through it, so I have to clean the initial mess and where she’s stepped right after that. Also, those paws are in direct contact with their tongues when they decide to wash. That crosses my mind whenever she decides to lick my hands…
:kissing_cat: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :thinking::grimacing: :soap: :handshake:

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Can’t wait to erase the mental image of a sixth-grader applying the lipstick, presumably dodging the fur and going straight for the puckering pink… Ewwww!

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