Scooch, Mooch! Trump removes Scaramucci from communications director job

To be fair, the kid won’t remember it…

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I doubt that the Mooch will, either.

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here’s an experiment i have done, (1) find a photo from approximately 8 years ago, (2) dress in similar clothing to what you were wearing in the photo, (3) take a picture of yourself in a similar pose, and (4) compare the two photos.

you too can demonstrate the presidential aging effect.

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Oh I am, I am.

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you know, if you really think about the circumstances of the mooch in action and the hiring of kelly, scaramucci’s firing is stranger for its normality than it is for its rapidity.

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Yeah, you are most probably right.

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Comical Ali did a much better job of saying ridiculous things with a straight face. It literally would be in Trump’s best interest to hire him, if he had even a moderate command of English.*

*Except the fact he’s probably Muslim.

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At this point, I am honestly unsure why Scaramucci was removed. Shouldn’t he be president now or something? He really tells it like it is – except for that time he inferred that Bannon was flexible.

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Over before it started. Literally.

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And his favorite poll just tanked (61% Disapproval):

Orange will be the new gray.

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Well… I just recently saw someone I haven’t seen in 18 years; he swore a blue streak that I ‘still look the same.’

I’ve heard similar claims from others who were not trying to get in my pants as well, though; the most recent being a sorority sister who was more jokingly blunt:

“How the fuck are you not aging?!?”

Which is silly; of course I am… just not as noticeably as most of my peers.

That said I’m lucky enough to have good genetics on my side, and no high profile job that’s slowly draining my life force away.

:wink:

Indeed, it’s so normal and what one would expect from a typical presidential admin, that I’m kinda suspicious.

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I bet John Kelly had 99 meters to do with this 100 meter dash.

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Could you post those pics? And some info about your lifestyle?

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Just remember to keep the portrait somewhere safe. :wink:

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Or perhaps Mooch wasn’t even planned for long term. WH knew Spicer and Prebius would split if Mooch was brought in. That happened, Trump gets to save face of not firing someone to bring in Kelly who “cleans house” as it were.

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So he owes them two weeks’ pay?

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It also matters WHICH 8 years. 22-28 or 32-38 isn’t going to be as dramatic as 42-50, 52-60,or 62-70 etc. Both grey and skin wrinkles and coloration is more likely to change.

That said, I am sure stress does take some out of you.

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“Al-Sahhaf was born in Hilla, near Karbala to a Shi’ite Arab family. After studying journalism at Baghdad University he graduated with a master’s degree in English literature. He planned to become an English teacher before joining the Arab Socialist Ba’ath Party in 1963. In the early days of the Ba’athist regime, he read out regular announcements of recently executed Iraqis on state television.”

Yes, he’d fit right in.

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A good laugh here:

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