Screaming man threatens shoppers at Florida Costco

I keep waiting for my cousin-in-law (is that a real term?) to explode from cognitive dissonance. She lives in north Jersey, so she knows the virus is real. And her husband is immune compromised, so she’s downright belligerent (at least on Facebook) about telling people to wear a mask. She’s also a hardcore Trump supporter. And I mean hardcore. The kind who posts things making it clear they think Trump is a nearly divine figure, and an American messiah. I keep waiting for her to break one way or the other, but she’s steadily riding with one wheel on each side of this issue for now.

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I’m not seeing Shai-Hulud.

I’m seeing neck foreskin being pulled down past her glans penis of a face.

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Is there another button for an agree that isn’t a heart?

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This Florida Man has been identified and already fired by his employer. It seems he was an insurance agent.

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Sheesh I nearly spit my fresh cuppa (with fresh half-and-half) on the keyboard.

Thanks.

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:trophy:

Thank you for this.

Also:

part of a larger thread here:

Ugh.

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You must admit that Florida doesn’t have all the right-wing nutcases. A huge number, maybe even a majority, but not all of them. The last time I was there I decided that most of the citizens were on some really bad drugs but that was just a quick impression. That was nearly twenty years ago so they might have gotten worse.

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So cult tactics, basically. I wonder how much of that they’ve ganked from the Cult of $cientology.

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That’s like asking where he got his historically inaccurate T-shirt and why he chose to wear it this day. Interesting but ultimately immaterial.

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have you seen hilary clinton lately?

/s

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Thank you!

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Annnnd he was “Person of the Year” in 2018 at his work.

Such a nice young man…

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ah, simpler times back then

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“Likes: Hot Yoga, Traveling, cooking, and mentoring others.”

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Also known as the “Stop resisting arrest” defense…

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This is really good, you may be interested in it as well @anon27554371: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/06/qanon-nothing-can-stop-what-is-coming/610567/

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hunting

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Oh, he likes Hot Yoga.

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Oh sure. I can explain. It’s because you “assumed”.

“Fort Myers Beach” is a town about 30 minutes away from the town of Fort Myers. Two different towns. See what happens when you make assumptions?

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Dan adapted quickly to his new role, where his personality and work ethic changed the conversation of what should be expected from a sales agent.

It’s 2020, so probably not the understatement of the year, but close.

R.Lee Ermey als drill-sergeant in Full Metal Jacket

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