Scuba diver has been visiting the same fish nearly every day for 30 years

Honestly, I thought this was the opening for a limerick …

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I once met a lady from Dingle
With a dolphin she sure loved to mingle
And when they would swim
A t-rex popped in
…oh wait, that’s a book by Chuck Tingle

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That’s a moray.

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Ah, an arachnophile, I see.

Indeed; and more than a little scary. It’s like saying “Yeah, I made friends with this cougar. I come back every year, and eventually it crawled into my lap.”

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And I should add, since the diver and the eel seem to have such a lovely relationship, perhaps we can say:

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That is a wonderful euphemism that I have to try out in conversation!

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Fish: You used up the three wishes I granted you long ago. Stop harassing me for more!

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Glad to help.

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