A black guy just asked if Trump could commit to being president for all Americans. Trump immediately responded with a rant about inner cities. I SO hope the guy who asked the question is a rich dude from Montana.
How do you fuck up such a softball question? How?
Listening to trump talk about it, all I could think was:
âYouâre a yuge new york guy. Tell me whatâs written on the statue of liberty.â
âMr. Trump, where are you scoring your coke?â
âShe has tremendous hate in her heart.â
Proceeds to bash a woman for not being a virginal saint.
Once again, Trumpâs best line of the debate was the one he did in the bathroom.
Moderator: You tweeted âcheck out the sex tapeâ at 3 AM, is that the discipline of a leader?
Trump: I didnât tweet "check out the sex tape"
âAlmost out of time.â
If both candidates want to keep talking you can always suspend the rules. In fact, every time a candidate goes over their opponentâs time, time should be increased by that amount, and the debate should automatically extend.
And thatâs the point where the moderator should have just said âyouâre a liar, fifteen minutes awarded to clinton.â
This ainât a soccer match XD
And have it end on November 8th?
I reallyREALLYreally wish the moderators had a Brown Flag for bullshit. Penalty on the play!
They need to give a panel of experts paintball guns and the right to fire at will then a candidate lies. Trump would look like a Pollock painting at the end.
âThatâs a lie. No more talking from you for two minutes.â
More judges like Scalia? Oh boy.
Absolutely not. Trump would never, ever shut up.
Thereâs not enough alcohol in the world to deal with that.
So, more terrible judges who canât consistently rule, and will bully the other members of the court into taking their side.
âI actually picked twenty [judges].â
Oh, I hope someone asks for that list.