Second 'Presidential' Debate Thread

A black guy just asked if Trump could commit to being president for all Americans. Trump immediately responded with a rant about inner cities. I SO hope the guy who asked the question is a rich dude from Montana.

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How do you fuck up such a softball question? How?

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Listening to trump talk about it, all I could think was:

“You’re a yuge new york guy. Tell me what’s written on the statue of liberty.”

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“Mr. Trump, where are you scoring your coke?”

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“She has tremendous hate in her heart.”

Proceeds to bash a woman for not being a virginal saint.

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Once again, Trump’s best line of the debate was the one he did in the bathroom.

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Moderator: You tweeted “check out the sex tape” at 3 AM, is that the discipline of a leader?
Trump: I didn’t tweet "check out the sex tape"

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“Almost out of time.”

If both candidates want to keep talking you can always suspend the rules. In fact, every time a candidate goes over their opponent’s time, time should be increased by that amount, and the debate should automatically extend.

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And that’s the point where the moderator should have just said “you’re a liar, fifteen minutes awarded to clinton.”

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This ain’t a soccer match XD

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:smiley:

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And have it end on November 8th?

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I reallyREALLYreally wish the moderators had a Brown Flag for bullshit. Penalty on the play!

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They need to give a panel of experts paintball guns and the right to fire at will then a candidate lies. Trump would look like a Pollock painting at the end.

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“That’s a lie. No more talking from you for two minutes.”

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More judges like Scalia? Oh boy.

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Absolutely not. Trump would never, ever shut up.

There’s not enough alcohol in the world to deal with that.

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So, more terrible judges who can’t consistently rule, and will bully the other members of the court into taking their side.

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“I actually picked twenty [judges].”

Oh, I hope someone asks for that list.

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