But then you’d never get drunk!
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The innocent can never last
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I know; contrary to all the jokes here, I’m not actually much of a drinker in meatspace…
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Same here. When I am, I’m a celebratory drinker, not a depressive one. I don’t want drinking to be associated with this shit show.
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Is it over? Finally? Thank heavens, it’s over at last…
Time to grab a quick dinner and catch some sleep. Good night all… 
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“I admire his perfectly-formed hands.”
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Exquisite miniatures.
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“I admire his ability to keep talking long after he’s sucked all the air out of the room.”
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“I admire the way he doesn’t seem to leave Cheeto marks on everything he touches.”
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There are a lot of things to unpack from that insane hour and a half, but Trump saying he would imprison his opponent if elected is what sticks in my mind the most. He managed to surpass calling Clinton the Devil pretty quickly.
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The Pence shutdown was the most memorable part of the debate for me. Largely because the thought of Trump telling Pence to shut the fuck up tickles the hell out of me.
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Didn’t want to sidetrack during the debate, but thanks. I can take credit for that one, and it really seemed like it hit on exactly what I felt like watching him talk.
But, he said he doesn’t know anything about Russia!
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Anyone else looking at the #trumpwon hashtag right now? It’s kinda sad.
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They keep saying he won. But they’re all very careful not to say how. It’s best not to overcomplicate your lies.
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I will say that he started awfully, and got (a little) less awful as things went on, as opposed to last time around.
To consider that he ‘won’ the debate, though, you’d have to ignore that almost everything he said was a lie.
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I think Trump pacing behind her all debate made him look like a lunatic. I bet a raw camera feed showing the entire stage from a fixed angle would make him look like a crazy person.
Well a hyper-aggressive person at least.
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I’m not gonna open that particular cylinder of wriggling invertebrates.
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