Second 'Presidential' Debate Thread

[emo_pinata]

I checked /pol/ out of morbid curiousity.

[anon6955837]

Madam or Sir, you have been on fire all day today. Kudos.

[Nonentity]

@daneel

To consider that he ‘won’ the debate, though, you’d have to ignore that almost everything he said was a lie.

If only more people would actually take the time to step out of the “both sides do it” cop-out and really notice it.

Sadly, there’s a lot of people who probably feel he scored points with his one-liners…

[anon26940528]

@emo_pinata

I checked /pol/ out of morbid curiousity.

A very low concentration of bleach in the bath water helps, but it might still linger for about a week.

[nemomen]

Rex Huppke (RexHuppke)

[emo_pinata]

At this point it’s the same boring drivel. Trump won because insert sick burn, Hillary has a coughing fit on TV she’s done, a fly landed on her face and she didn’t react, here are links to the debate polls we need to raid. 5D chess, MAGA MAGA

[anon67050589]

@ActionAbe

What? You don’t like Trump Suits? But they’re the best suits, they’re really phenomenal suits.

They’re YUUGE!

[LearnedCoward]

Apparently grabbing pussy runs in the family

[robulus]

@ActionAbe

The moderator clearly thinks Trump is fucking stupid.

Thereby demonstrating the base level of critical thought required to be considered a functioning adult.

[anon26940528]

@robulus

Thereby demonstrating the base level of critical thought required to be considered a functioning adult

Interesting that by this standard, most Republican lawmakers aren’t functioning adults.

[daneel]

@nungesser

The moderators just held Trump’s feet to the fire on Pence’s statements on attacking Russia. Trump said “I haven’t spoken to him. I disagree with my running mate.”

Evidently Pence wasn’t watching and/or has no self-respect left.

Mike Pence

(I guess the rumours flying around that he’d asked to be removed from the ticket were just that)

[robulus]

@ActionAbe

Interesting that by this standard, most Republican lawmakers aren’t functioning adults.

It’s looking like a more and more useful measure every second!

[anon26940528]

@daneel

has no self-respect left.

Never had any. He was always a bland, feckless asshole. I certainly never had any respect for him.

[Brainspore]

@daneel

To consider that he ‘won’ the debate, though, you’d have to ignore that almost everything he said was a lie.

To be fair there were a pretty good number of threats mixed in there too.

[LearnedCoward]

He’s a tobacco truther, so thinking Trump won the debate wasn’t outrageously ridiculous compared to other things he thinks. Just a little ridiculous.

[Melizmatic]

@ActionAbe

He was always a bland, feckless asshole. I certainly never had any respect for him.

I’m sure much of the state of Indiana feels the same way.

[anon61221983]

Me, this whole stupid debate…

And then:

With an occasional:

[anon61221983]

Start a thread!!!

[daneel]

Poor Doug Ford.

[MikeTheBard]

I will defeat ISIS and take their women. When you’re famous and have nukes they let you do anything. Why aren’t we talking about Bill?

President Donald Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Trump, ladies and gentlemen.