Second 'Presidential' Debate Thread

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Tractors: Turnip! Buttocks!

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Remember a couple of months ago when the entire GOP was in a tizzy about the prospect of their wives and daughters getting groped in a restroom by a trans woman?

Those people are trying to put a known sex criminal in office tonight.

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ā€œI admire his ability to leap from topic to topic like James Bond crossing a pond leaping from one alligator to the next.ā€

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:notes: Love, love will keep us together :notes:

… Or maybe I’ve Had the Time of My Life…

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:notes: They say our love won’t pay the rent… :notes:

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:musical_note: And now our bodies are, oh, so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we’re glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife :musical_note:

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Leather and Lace?

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It’s all scored on a subconscious handicap. Trump didn’t self implode entirely, therefore he won.

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:musical_note: You say po-tay-to, I say po-tah-to
You say hey-no-no, I say I’m a star and I can do anything… :musical_note:

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Sick burn. (Check the look on Ivanka’s face at the clip’s end.)

(@nemomen Discourse said this link was a dupe of one of yours but the post it showed me didn’t have the same one. Did I overlook it?)

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I can only assume there’s a vacancy for a cartoonist at the New Yorker:

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Damn, that’s bad…

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No, I think Discourse got confused somehow.

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OMG:

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They should stop twisting their brains so hard. Don’t they know there’s a nifty crease down the middle that facilitates easy chopping?

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