Tractors: Turnip! Buttocks!
Remember a couple of months ago when the entire GOP was in a tizzy about the prospect of their wives and daughters getting groped in a restroom by a trans woman?
Those people are trying to put a known sex criminal in office tonight.
āI admire his ability to leap from topic to topic like James Bond crossing a pond leaping from one alligator to the next.ā
Love, love will keep us together
ā¦ Or maybe Iāve Had the Time of My Lifeā¦
They say our love wonāt pay the rentā¦
And now our bodies are, oh, so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And weāre glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
Leather and Lace?
Itās all scored on a subconscious handicap. Trump didnāt self implode entirely, therefore he won.
You say po-tay-to, I say po-tah-to
You say hey-no-no, I say Iām a star and I can do anythingā¦
Sick burn. (Check the look on Ivankaās face at the clipās end.)
(@nemomen Discourse said this link was a dupe of one of yours but the post it showed me didnāt have the same one. Did I overlook it?)
I can only assume thereās a vacancy for a cartoonist at the New Yorker:
Damn, thatās badā¦
No, I think Discourse got confused somehow.
OMG:
They should stop twisting their brains so hard. Donāt they know thereās a nifty crease down the middle that facilitates easy chopping?