Hurrah! At last some credit given to the Bristol Stool Chart.
(Some friends of mine had a laminated Bristol Stool Chart on the wall of their toilet. Almost everyone who visited asked where they could get a copy).
Hurrah! At last some credit given to the Bristol Stool Chart.
(Some friends of mine had a laminated Bristol Stool Chart on the wall of their toilet. Almost everyone who visited asked where they could get a copy).
Two inches across is insane. That’s a poo from an animal that has a much larger anal sphincter than a human’s. Like a cow, or a tiger.
Although diameter means two completely different things in math. And I have the feeling that they’re treating poo as a cylinder, where a diameter would really be an approximate circumference, and not it’s actual diameter.
No kidding
Wow! Judging from a GIS, Bristol Stool Chart cakes are a thing.
As someone living in Bristol, I’m erm, conflicted, that we’re famous for our poo measuring.
Personally I vary from 6 to 2 from week to week. I blame my appendicitis, I was comfortably regular before that.
My 15 month old already has me whipped in the diameter and consistency department. She takes after her mother, who could eat a bag of nails and gunpowder and still drop a 100/100 type 4 any day of the week (well, actually exactly every other day). Judging from what I saw this morning in her little potty, her old man at least has her beat in the ability to properly masticate and digest edamame, so that’s something.
Alas. My resolution to turn over a new leaf lasted all of three hours. I tried having steamed chicken and veggies for lunch. But then I was still hungry. So I went across the street to the Dog Haus for a double cheeseburger, tater tots, and a chocolate shake.
And yes indeed: leftover Little Caesar’s pepperoni pizza for dinner. You know me too well.
Maybe this is a cry for help.
But anyway, Mister Teenybutt, a 2-inch diameter turd is neither unhealthy nor freakishly huge. Get thee to some leafy greens!
My wife refuses to discuss this website with me.
Stool Analyzer, or bOING bOING?
Both most of the time but really the former.
“No, we aren’t talking about our shits. Our marriage cannot accept this.”
Ive eaten leafy greens before. They taste the same going in as out. That’s why I efficiently eat mostly meat and cheese, and pave concrete in my wake.
You ate them going out? Ew.
Well… Taste is 90+% smell. And they smell the same no matter what my primitive primate gut does to them.
Next question: you smell your bowel movements?
And you don’t? You must have one hell of a ventilation system
I was in Scotland recently.
You’ve got one of those German shelf toilets, don’t you?
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