Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/12/15/sen-mitch-mcconnell-finally-acknowledges-joe-biden-and-kamala-harris-win-for-the-first-time.html
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“Putin said Biden won, so I guess it’s time for me to do so.”
I hope the Know-Nothings turn on Moscow Mitch like they have every other GOP opportunist scumbag who finally acknowledged reality.
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I wish someone can investigate Mitch’s own election win. His approval ratings were around 18%, close to election time.
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Subtle, @xeni! Noice.
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I think for Trump this equates to the moment Saruman is hanging out on the balcony, watching the Ents lay waste to all his dreams.
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You have your orders Mitch.
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Reminder: wishing for someone to be flipped onto their back and left out in the sun doesn’t count as a death threat
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This should have happened yesterday.
With a single bill.
But it didn’t, my friend.
A day late and a dollar short. Go down in history books as a corrupt jack-hole. Because that exactly what you are.
“No SCOTUS picks in an election year”. FU KY.
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“The electoral college has spoken, and I look forward to blocking all of president-elect Biden’s efforts, as well as hampering as much legislation as possible. Austerity now, disinformation later.”
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Can he put that knife into Giuliani’s back already and be done with it?
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This is exactly what is meant when people say “far too little, far too late”. Burn to hell Mitch.
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Conspiracy theories sometimes, if only rarely, prove to be true. As such the evidence for a hot-line from Moscow to elements of the RNC just continue to pile up. Yet in the words of the trumpy t-shirt: “I’d rather be Russian than Democrat” …so, insert shrug-emoji, i guess -sigh-
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While walking along in desert sand, you suddenly look down and see a tortoise Mitch McConnell crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over onto its back. The tortoise Mitch McConnell lies there, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over, but it cannot do so without your help. You are not helping. Why?
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Is this meant to provoke some sort of emotional reaction?
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That would be a much tougher question if you hadn’t crossed out tortoise.
I’m searching through my backpack. I know I packed a magnifying glass in here somewhere…
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“Let me tell you about my Motherland.”
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And something new for Xeni’s posting weirdness; now the story won’t load in BBS view, lol.
And to get back on topic, I’d like to see McConnel set the Guiness World Record for Fucking Right Off.
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Charlyne Yi does the best Mitch McConnell.
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