Short Fingered Vulgarian: the shoops that reveal Drumpf's inner baby-carrot-fingers


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#2

Those are some pretty small fingers, right Mr. Drumpf? :wink:


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I love that, while he spent twenty-five years fighting the “short-fingered” label, there’s no sign that he was bothered by being called a vulgarian.


#4

I wish there was a way to report on this without inviting body shaming.


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Someone should make a twitterbot that just tweets these at Trump every day.


#7

I really need to get Photoshop installed on my work computer. There’s an infinite level of time wasting opportunities here.


#8

Thought of this as soon as I read the title…


#9

Dems seem fond of doing this to GOPers. Remember in 2012?


#10

Not GIMP?


#11

Well, they are just so sensitive about it. And orange.


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There’s plenty of tiny face Obama shoops out there too. Also plenty of shot, lynched, and beheaded Obama shoops too.


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I want to like GIMP, but they make it so hard to not cringe when you experience a UI/UX that’s basically tool salad.


#14

Cue the “Moaning Lisa Blues”.


#15

I wonder if Vulgarian is his secret service name?


#16

Sigh. That’s true. I can hardly make it scale and export images.


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I laughed far more and at a higher volume than was seemly at Drumpf’s tiny baby hands.


#19

That last pic in the article was art.


#20

It’s like that scene in Deadpool when he’s growing his hand back after he cut it off.