Short Fingered Vulgarian: the shoops that reveal Drumpf's inner baby-carrot-fingers

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Those are some pretty small fingers, right Mr. Drumpf? :wink:

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I love that, while he spent twenty-five years fighting the “short-fingered” label, there’s no sign that he was bothered by being called a vulgarian.

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I wish there was a way to report on this without inviting body shaming.

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Someone should make a twitterbot that just tweets these at Trump every day.

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I really need to get Photoshop installed on my work computer. There’s an infinite level of time wasting opportunities here.

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Thought of this as soon as I read the title…

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Dems seem fond of doing this to GOPers. Remember in 2012?

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Not GIMP?

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Well, they are just so sensitive about it. And orange.

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There’s plenty of tiny face Obama shoops out there too. Also plenty of shot, lynched, and beheaded Obama shoops too.

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I want to like GIMP, but they make it so hard to not cringe when you experience a UI/UX that’s basically tool salad.

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Cue the “Moaning Lisa Blues”.

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I wonder if Vulgarian is his secret service name?

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Sigh. That’s true. I can hardly make it scale and export images.

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I laughed far more and at a higher volume than was seemly at Drumpf’s tiny baby hands.

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That last pic in the article was art.

It’s like that scene in Deadpool when he’s growing his hand back after he cut it off.

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