Some people think they’re special and can’t handle everybody-needs-to-make-a-few-sacrifices mode. Their toolbox contains rage, insults, selfish demands and threats. They don’t have anything else. What are they supposed to do?
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Good question. I’m all for public shaming, although that assumes shame is something they can feel.
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The way they’ve styled it isn’t working for me; the train is bunched up rather than swirled.
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I’m quite experienced with airport bars and you don’t see me doing this shit.
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To do list:
Escort her out the front door.
Add her to the “do not fly” list
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Nice that she stated her full name, so random internet people can find her boss and show them what an entitled lunatic she is, and promptly CANCEL her future paychecks.
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<herzog voice> I would like to speak to the manager of the airport please
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You should drive around Ann Arbor in the summer some time! There has been an entitled population that don’t believe orange signs are for them to follow for quite a long time. It’s nothing new, but video cameras in everybody’s pockets all the time is relatively new. 
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We don’t have a manager. We’re an autonomous collective…
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In California, you can’t do so arbitrarily. It’s an employment category that doesn’t have to pay overtime, so it’s a regulated as to who can be classified as a manager and who cannot. It’s also a much abused category because employers love to skip out on paying OT.
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She’s also clearly NOT wearing a dress, not that that really matters.
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“Yes ma’am, if you’ll come this way, a manager or supervisor will be with you shortly.”
-officer takes her to small room and leaves-
-manager arrives-
“Ma’am, after reviewing the incident, I’ve decided immediate action is required.”
-takes out handcuffs-
"You have the right to remain silent…
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“Who made you the customer? I didn’t vote for you.”
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You don’t vote for customers!
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If you REALLY want to piss them off, it’s “We don’t have managers, we’re communists.” 
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Are you just trying to skirt round the main topic, here?
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Yep, I like this:
Manager: I am Eliza, how can I be of assistance?
Karen: Are you the manager?
Manager: Why are you interested in whether or not I am the manager?
Karen: Because your employee put me in a choke hold!
Manager: Why are you so concerned that my employee put you in a choke hold?
Karen: I am a woman in a dress!
Manager: Do you think it is normal to be a woman in a dress?
Karen: Are you calling me abnormal?! I was in a choke hold!!!
Manager: I see. Let’s try another topic and return to this later.
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It is definitely not too short for that.
Write some canned responses, which are elaborate, sarcastic, and also near the end send the clear message that you are not who they are looking for.
Then, set up email filters in Gmail and connect them to those canned responses. Route these mail threads to an inbox folder which you check when you need a pick-me-up after a tough day/week.
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Certainly not with that attitude…
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