Shrill Karen demands to speak with airport manager after security stopped her from running into restricted area

[Jesse13927]

According to Karen logic, any problem can be solved by hassling a manager. If you’re ever arrested for murder, just demand to speak to the police manager and you’ll get off scot-free.

[WoolyBugger]

If she is lucky this is a civil offense (and a pricy fine).

If she is unlucky, this is jail time.*

*Amount of luck inversely proportional to how much guff you give the authorities.

[Bytheway]

@Jesse13927

, just demand to speak to the police manager and you’ll get off scot-free.

That might be the OIC ‘Officer In Charge’ of that shift, kinda like a shift manager/supervisor.

“I want to speak with YOUR OIC. Right NOW!”

[Melizmatic]

We absolutely DO need better health care, both mental and physical.

At the same time, you’re right; it’s typically not those who suffer from mental illness who are out there committing mass murder.

[sme]

@WoolyBugger

Write some canned responses, which are elaborate, sarcastic, and also near the end send the clear message that you are not who they are looking for.

Then, set up email filters in Gmail and connect them to those canned responses. Route these mail threads to an inbox folder which you check when you need a pick-me-up after a tough day/week.

Maybe. Or I could just go and sit under a tree with a good book…

[hadibah]

From a Dave Chappelle skit:

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[anonymaus]

Might be correct for a rich white lady.

Since she isn’t in handcuffs, and wasn’t shot or punched in the face, I’d say she’s already getting special treatment.

[Hanglyman]

Where the hell do these people keep coming from? Sure, selfish, entitled assholes are common, but 2021 really seems to be the year of the screaming, violent, completely-divorced-from-reality garbage person.

[almighty_bob]

I thought we were an anarcho-syndicalist commune? Who’s turn is it to be in charge this week?

[the_borderer]

@anothernewbbaccount

If you REALLY want to piss them off, it’s “ We don’t have managers, we’re communists. ”

Technically, Dennis was a communist, but he wasn’t a Marxist. Anarcho-communism and anarcho-syndicalism are different tactical approaches to the same problem, not ideological differences.

Presumably this conversation will end up with the Karen shouting “Will you shut up!”.

[CLamb]

@anothernewbbaccount

@CLamb

We don’t have a manager. We’re an autonomous collective…

If you REALLY want to piss them off, it’s “We don’t have managers, we’re communists.”

Karens are already pissed off. I prefer to befuddle them.

[kmoser]

Not to mention the airport gift shop.

[Jeroen_Metselaa]

@CLamb

We don’t have a manager. We’re an autonomous collective…

?

[GagHalfrunt]

@the_borderer

Presumably this conversation will end up with the Karen shouting “Will you shut up!”.

Wasn’t she trying to reveal the violence inherent in the system?

[the_borderer]

She wanted to talk to the lord of the castle manager of the airport, not some random peasant.

[GagHalfrunt]

Monty Python- Holy Grail Cow-tapult

[the_borderer]

I think the Borg are the opposite of autonomous.

[dabeyc]

i know an older gentleman who sent an email to jeff bezos because the picture and sound were not synched when he watched amazon prime. true story.

[anothernewbbaccount]

Dennis?

[Lightmatrix]

Three things come to mind here:

1. We don’t know what’s going on with this person that is causing them to behave this way.
2. TSA/Security should/needs to have a “cool down” room or space they can usher someone like this to in a non-confrontational manner.
3. What the fuck lady…