It seems they wised up enough to remove that bit.
This story could only get more nutso if the President started shilling for Juicero.
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This is the bag all crumpled and torn
That was squeezed of its contents Monsanto born
In the field plowed and harvested by John Deere
Because someone wanted juice not beer
…Blah blah blah…
…Due to the new DRM applied to the house
That sheltered the cat that caught the mouse
That Jack would have built if it wasn’t for the louse
Who pushed so hard for late-stage capitalism.
Edit: This probably could have been better, but I’m a terrible poet.
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Have we done Juice Weasel yet?
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Blood?
…will say post-apocalyptic histories about the internet.
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