How Do I Loathe Thee; Let Me Count the Ways…
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Good thing I have a scientific calculator!
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But do you have a few years to listen to the entire list?
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I know some debaters who can rattle off that list in a few weeks, tops. 
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Are they auction callers? Or the Micro-Machines Guy?
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I’m missing B’klyn more and more lately… but the humidity? Umpff.
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Just stick with the exponential key and you won’t have much other pressing to do.
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did they provide a link to a PDF of this?
asking for a friend
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Bone spurs are quite painful from what I understand.
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You know the nearer your destination, the more you’re slip slidin’ away.
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I posted this piece, I am disabled, and I thought it was funny. Sorry if I offended others.
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trump is on de incline
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I laughed.
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I like to imagine that somewhere out there;sitting in a darkened apartment and chain smoking, is an icy ramp just biding it’s time. “One of these days, you’re going down” he whispers, smoke curling around his greased handrails.
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At (almost) every other situation where people make jokes about an old geezer having trouble walking I would be upset, yes. Things are a bit different here.
We have saying that translates as ‘Who burns his own arse has to sit on his own blisters’ and that so applies here. The idiot even leans into it: would his defence be that he is an overweight 76 year old and sometimes feels insecure walking on an uneven surface that woud be a reasonable argument, it might even get some sympathy. But he doesn’t, he can’t, because he can’t show weakness.
Since he mercilessly would attack any weakness in an opponent his own weaknesses are fair game.
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Incline Puns are pretty lean; lets compose a list.
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Surprised you did not slope off and do it yourself. After all, it would be a Pisa piss to compose.
Having to steep myself in all those puns means I cannot pitch in, so I decline. But I’m sure we can bank on you to make the grade.
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Well, when you look at it from that angle…
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Now you’re just being obtuse. And you were such acute baby…
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