Super-Massive Dark MAGA Hole A*.
With blackjack. And hookers.
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Dark Maga is very very, real. it emerged after two thousand years of hibernation under a rock on 4chan . dark maga sleeper cells have just awakeded. and odd Florida worthy stuff will continue to occur across America like it always has … but now dark maga is claiming credit…
the guy on the bus choking a kid … Dark Maga
burning olivia rodrigo tickets…Dark Maga
Elon exposing himself on a plane … Dark Maga… etc… etc… Dark Maga
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Or the villain in the continuing adventures of Harry Potter in the Chinese sequels, where Harry and his girlfriend Hermione go into space.
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And “their own research”
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From cursory Reddit research, "Dark MAGA"appears to be a new meme world, filled with over-the-top images of Trump with laser eyes and the body of a lion coming to wreak biblical vengeance and brimstone on the enemies of MAGAism. It is very much victimism and revenge porn.
It’s tempting to laugh at it, since it seems so over-the-top that is self-aware, but it’s important to remember that Trump himself basically got his rise from meme boards on 4chan and Reddit.
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But he can’t. The remnants of the Fuhrer Bunker are not wheelchair accessible. 
But I would be happy to help him recreate the final moments involving a locked room and a pistol. Just without the dog and girlfriend poisoning moment.
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Obligs:
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If you put all his “22 America First Patriots” on an island together it would be Lord of the Flies madness within hours.
“Stop hogging all the fresh water!”
“Who stole my socks!? I’m looking at you Kirk!”"
“I found this rotting whale carcass, I’m gonna eat it, no handouts, true patriots are self-sufficient.”
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I think this is just the way they talk (go to @1:34). SPOILER ALERT: The “unstoppable apparatus” was stopped; Trump lost; and Parscale was taken in for waving a gun around his wife. #onlythebestpeople
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Even if he does follow the history that he seems to be repeating, he’ll eventually be let out of prison to get even more dark maga. Dude has like 60 years in front of him to fck sht up.
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Resorting to cannibalism within 3 hours.
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If the GOP had a schism, I would do such a happy dance.
Get all the nuts into one place that way with any luck.
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Yes, that is surprising. He’s been fine with making spurious claims in the past. I wonder if a deal was cut. Maybe more damning/embarrassing video held in reserve?
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The death star was blown up twice. They tried making another one and it wasn’t even finished before it was blown up.
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The Empire did nothing wrong.
[snurp my force lightning came out my doze] Kinda here for the Dark MAGA. Maybe in the parody they could call it the…[eta:] Schwartz, though too much to ask even with a handy chart of Left Right and SubGenius.
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He doesn’t strike me as having the skills and patience to carry out an effective blackmail scheme.
Just expect more whining and putting his hand out for wingnut welfare
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That argument never flies anyway. Private contractors created death camps too. They had cooks and cleaners working there for the guards’ benefit. A guy selling hot dogs to Lager SS soldiers in the town outside of a camp was contributing to genocide as well.
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Oh no, I was wondering if he was incentivized to concede quickly to prevent more embarrassing content from being distributed about him because there has been a constant drip of that stuff for weeks. It just seemed out of character for him.
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