Originally published at: Stable Trump supporter explains the "3 levels of MAGA" (video) | Boing Boing
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Real merch opportunity for Mike Judge to work with Monster and put together UltraMAGA EXTREME Brawndo drinks to sell here, and then take on tour at rallies.
“It’s what REAL PATRIOTIC plants crave!”
He forgot “MAGA Lite”, which is any Republican politician of voter who enablea these fascists.
… and the Ruling Level of MAGA, who enable and enrage the other levels of MAGA without actually believing a word of it.
AKA: Deep State MAGA
He wanted their to be four levels at first, but then likely thought to himself, ‘naw, that’s too much’.
I hope Jordan Klepper asks him if he’s read Dante’s Inferno.
Which level is “Sells MAGA Merch online?” That seems to be most of these fucking junior sociopaths at the bottom of the Trump pyramid of shit.
There always has to be an underclass they they feel superior to, even if it means eating their own.
“MAGA Lite” same horrible flavor, but only half the spine.
Don’t these parasites have jobs?
Good reminder that if the Ultra Mega Menthol 1000 Maga’s get their way, it’s only a matter of time before the weak Ultra Mega Maga’s are strung up for disloyalty.
Too bad the interviewer didn’t ask if there was an Ultra Platinum Plus Super MAGA person they could speak to.
the “three levels of MAGA.”
What level do you have to be for Trump to tell you about Thetans?
There is only one thing to do with Ultra Super Duper MAGA to the eXtreme…
As opposed to “MAGA Light”; to be taken rectally.
The 3 levels of MAGA:
- Gullible & credulous
- Gullible, credulous & hard of thinking
- Gullible, credulous & wilfully stupid
As per the Final Fantasy naming scheme the highest level is actually called MAJA. Then MAGA, MARA, and finally the ordinary MARK.
Ultra Extreme MAGA is weak sauce.
Mega MAGA or nothing.
Don’t these parasites have jobs?
They will soon once they are investigated for workman’s comp fraud.
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