Steve Bannon found guilty

Good start; more of this!

Do ‘REAL prison time served’ next, please!

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Oh noes, the Nazi Man got subpoenaed and didn’t bother showing … for yet another useless Congressional Investigation. You’re GOING TO JAIL, STEVE BANNON!!!

2 misdemeanors, up to $1000 fine for each, plus 60 days in the slammer (most likely $200 fine, 30 days community service) JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED!!!

/sarcasm #ThereIsNoJustice

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With the new D&D movie trailer hype maybe he should be compared to the classic otyugh.

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Now is not the time to give up.

Onward, every tiny step forward fucking counts.

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There’s a cell waiting…

“There’s something in here with me!”

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Colbert High Five Desk

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To reiterate, despite this snakeist language, he was not a member of ASPS

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A shit-eating aberration that makes pacts with other bottom feeders.

Spot On Mel B GIF by America's Got Talent

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It was at least able to make some souvenirs for the occasion though.

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when do we get to start chanting “lock him up!” ?

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See what I mean?? Virtually indistinguishable from non-horseshit-covered Bannon. (Assuming that exists) The man oozes through everything.

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Even odds that he just dissolves entirely when they put him through the de-lousing shower during prisoner processing.

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Worst bath salts ever.

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I had not heard of this tool.

It’s interesting that it struggled with your request, but did so well when I asked for a
“Chocolate orangutan in an an Easter Egg”

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Hmm. That’s so clear compared to what it produced for me.

I tried “jimi hendrix banjo,” with mixed, oddly distorted, but not entirely unsatisfactory results.

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Place your bets, ladies and gents.

He’ll spend at least a day in jail --or-- he’ll appeal, lose, appeal to the Supreme Court which will “find” a Constitutional question, grant certiorari, and, well, we all know how they’ll rule.

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Day Today GIF

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Is “contempt of Congress” really a misdemeanour?

I would have thought it a little more serious than, say, jaywalking.

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