Originally published at: Steve Bannon surrenders to FBI on contempt charge | Boing Boing
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Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!
Steve Bannon, the shambling Breitbart News co-founder
Thank you!
If they made spam from roadkill…
I’d have been happy with “shambolic” too.
(“Shambolicly groomed”?)
How the hell do you manage to get your skin to be the exact consistency of fine-grain sandpaper?
You put the pick in here Pete and turn it real neat
I wonder if at the FBI service window where people turn themselves in there’s an open car door that agents can still “accidentally” smack the alleged perpetrator’s head into.
Can any historians confirm whether this is the first time someone has been arrested less than a year after receiving a Presidential pardon?
I don’t know… it seems unprecedented, though.
The last 5 years in a nutshell.
3 pens? Why does he carry 3 pens clipped to his shirt? Autographs?
A better question is “why does he wear button-up shirts under his button-up shirts?” It’s like he’s getting ready to molt.
…and he will be back out this afternoon after his billionaire Chinese sugar daddy posts bail money.
Now, now… no pen-shaming!