Suspicious material in letters to Straight Pride Parade organizers turned out to be... glitter!

Shots fired!

On second thought, homoeroticism can’t be avoided. Straight men are so actively trying to prove that they’re not gay that it looks really really gay.

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Thank you for “milkshook”, will use!

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I’m in Boston, and pretty much everyone I know plans to stay the hell out of town that day. This ‘parade’ is a naked excuse for provoking violence and inciting hate, and with Based Stickman, the Proud Boys, and Milo in attendance, it’s almost inevitably going to spark a riot.

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You mean him?

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There is no need to body shame. Much worse things we can criticize these people for.

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Except that, by and large, they aren’t really manly men, they’re too uptight, self-conscious, and anxious to be manly, so they feel like they have to try really hard to seem manly, but it’s obvious to everyone except them that they’re faking. Really manly men don’t spend all their time looking for things to be aggrieved about.

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https://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/

https://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/item/Spring-Loaded-Penis-Confetti-82

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Bringing sand to the beach

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So they are deep in the closet. Narnia deep.

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How could it not be?

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not a good way to be woke

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Is this where ‘hoist on his own petard’ becomes a modern euphemism?

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Hiring Milo Yiannopoulos is not even faking it very hard

It’s not about pride, it’s whether the number of layers of irony around the self-hatred is even or odd

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I’m sure that if Milo Hanrahan can’t make it - Aaron Schock will fill in.

Well played, sir, well played!

(No way to be woke, at all, really.)

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