Originally published at: Tech millionaire wants to restore his penis to its teenage virility with shockwave therapy | Boing Boing
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Aiming to match a mythical teenage body with his immature teenage brain.
What a sad person he is.
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Like - what did he do to his penis? I’m 47 and it’s more or less the same as when I was 18. The rest of my body, not so much…
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Something about a lot of money makes this person think that it’s profound and important that he tell the world about his weak weenie problem.
eta: I mean, most people get their e-stim toys delivered in plain packaging.
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Alternatively, one could embrace the inherent beauty of mortality and aging.
That’s a good one. How old are you, son?
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Mines is low mileage, with one careful owner.
Evidence: multiple randomized controlled trials showed that shockwave therapy improves erectile dysfunction.
I thought that the object of his penial treatment would hope to achieve a reduction rather than an improvement in erectile dysfunction.
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Dammm…you can buy A LOT of penis “juvenation” for $1-2k per week.
Or so I’ve been told.
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But he overshot the mark and now has the penis of a 7 year old.
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Christ, what a dickhead.
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I was trying to imagine what a low-energy shockwave was. (like, just swaffelen? maybe shooting one’s dong with a blank at short range?)
from webmd:
developed in the 1960s… it was mostly used to break up painful kidney stones to make them easier for patients to pass.
Ah, there it is. Hmm.
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Wow WAY too much information thanks
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I think I saw Nocturnal Erections open for Ozzy once.
The first few songs were great, but they couldn’t keep it up.
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I honestly first thought this was an Onion headline.
Late. Stage. Capitalism.
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Not this asshole again.
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Couldn’t he just buy a Lamborghini?
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I heard an actual commercial for this treatment today, on a sports talk show. Sounded just as scammy as most radio commercials.
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Too much money → no shame
Or maybe I’ve got the causality backwards…
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If that’s the mechanism, he could get someone to punch him in the nuts for under a $1000.
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