Ted Cruz: "America has always been best when she is lying down with her back on the mat."

I can imagine, all too easily.

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Give me, give me now, give me, oh God yes yes give me the wretched refuse of your teeming shore now, I want them now, harder, faster, send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door to light a cigarette. Whoo, yeah!”

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Cuba. God. Ted Cruz’s sacrifice.

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It’s been claimed that Bartholdi’s model for the statue’s body was actually a local sex worker of his acquaintance (other stories say that it was his wife). Hence the New York nickname for the statue, “the Whore in the Harbor”.

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Why am I not even slightly surprised?

The only thing she’s missing is a smart phone in her hand to take a “selfie.”

Ted Cruz shouldn’t let Denny Hastert write his analogies, it’s creepy.

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Ted Cruz, “America is best when on her knees and receiving the warm love I can giver her”.

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It could also be an Irish connection - Dublin statues have similar names:

The tart with the cart/the dish with the fish/the dolly with the trolley/the trollop with the scallop/the flirt in the skirt

The prick with the stick

The stiletto in the ghetto/the erection at the intersection/the stiffy at the Liffey

The floozie in the jacuzzi/the whore in the sewer


among others.

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The airmen’s memorial in Toronto, aka Gumby Goes to Heaven

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well, millions of people do enter her each year


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As someone not well-versed in wrestling, I thought it was some sort of sexual innuendo. Given all the other creepy things he’s said, the version I inferred seemed in character. My next thought was WTF?

Fortunately BB set me straight. But I wonder how many others also inferred the wrong thing.

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Ahhh G.L.O.W. a show I loved as an early teen, for all the wrong reasons.

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To be fair, there is a long history of rhetoric around the nation (not just ours, but the nation as a concept) as being a woman, from the 19th century. Sometimes she’s leading the charge and sometimes, she is written about in terms of something that needs to be protected and cared for by the men of the nation. Marianne is probably the most well-known example of this trope. It’s straight out of the 19th century, where people were still hashing out not only what the nation-state was going to be, but what roles that men and women would play in these new political entities


(takes off history hat)

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The weird personification of abstract concepts fascinates me. It seems like it stopped in the west around the same time political cartoonists started getting away with just writing “America” on the side of whatever metaphor they happened to be using.

Of course it’s alive and well in Japan—see the Hetalia: Axis Powers or Sega “Hard Girls.”

America personified as a female was called “Columbia” (as a male, obv, it was “Uncle Sam”).

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NoTed.

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Calm down. He is just saying that America has a strong guard game.

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Oscar Wilde in Merrion Square, Dublin - the quare in the square

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