Ted Cruz: "America has always been best when she is lying down with her back on the mat."

People are surprised? Isn’t the main thing the republicans do is bend America over so corporations can have their way with it?

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Down with this kind of thing.

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Heh. I saw that I’d done that.

I think I was subconsciously inspired by this one:

*goes looking for Father Ted/Ted Cruz mashups

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It has a certain tone deafness about it that is kind of hard to let slide. I mean, yes, it’s a wrestling metaphor. But there are a few poor choices along the way to that particular metaphor before you get to the image of America as a woman on her back on the mat.

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Even with the wrestling metaphor, who wants a guy that thinks being beaten down is the best position for our country.

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Maybe it has a different meaning in Canada:

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Compromise: “up against a wall”.

On second thought, maybe not.

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Campaign badges maybe? Ted Cruz: aaah, go on!

Was this Cruz, or Dennis Hastert?

and then there’s the Octopus

anyone able to determine the sex of the cephalopods?

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Not sure—those look like hexapuses, tops. Might be a new species!

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The Prussians didn’t have the budget for the two extra legs.

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within one order of magnitude. if it’s good enough for astrophysicists it should be fine for everyone else : D

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I think the “octopus” trope was used by other countries to talk about one they didn’t like… Or they were used to talk about the jews… or communists.

I do wonder if there is a book that discusses all the ways the nation has been imagined…I generally see these discussions within a larger history of a country, etc, but I’m not sure if there are books on this phenomenon in general…

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No, no… that’s where some of these candidates should be. When the revolution comes.

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Lest we forget

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That’s the Columbia I pledge allegiance to!

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not exactly a book, but strange maps has many maps discussing the view of countries - like the one with the Prussian octopus (with more examples cephalopod cartography!) or - more positive - the waving girl as personification of Finland.

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Or themselves:


ETA: the Jewish Communist/Radical/Atheist/Liberal/Social Democrat imperialist looks like a weird octopus/spider hybrid.

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Is it possible to personify a place that doesn’t exist?

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