I’d bet you a doughnut that at least one of those headlines will read “Ted Cruz SLAMS Senate Judiciary Committee”, because nothing is better than when news outlets pepper their headlines with “SLAM.” I love it so much when I go to peruse the headlines and see that, for example, Fauci SLAMMED Rand Paul at the exact same time and place where Paul SLAMMED Fauci. You might say that I think those SLAM headlines are a real GRAND SLAM!*
Maybe Cruz will complain again about being taunted. Taunted!
*Sarcasm, in case it needs to be noted. I like seeing those headlines slightly more than I like experiencing enterobiasis. Presumably all these “SLAMS” just hide the fnords.
