Ted Cruz lays out the scenario for Texas to secede from the United States and appoint Joe Rogan president

Texas State Guard
The Texas State Guard, along with the Texas Army National Guard and Texas Air National Guard, is one of the three military branches comprising the Texas Military Department. The Texas State Guard provides Texas with support in-state missions, from emergency and disaster response to border security and community service…
The mission of the Texas State Guard (TXSG) is to provide mission-ready military forces to assist state and local authorities in times of state emergencies; to conduct homeland security and community service activities under the umbrella of Defense Support to Civil Authorities, and to augment the Texas Army National Guard and Texas Air National Guard as required.
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The TSG is answerable to Czar Abbott, where the various National Guard branches can be nationalized under the direction of the POTUS. However, they then can’t be used for law enforcement purposes.

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No it’s not. It is merely copy & pasted a multitude of times.
Besides being too damn lazy to write that much, no one would be able to read the scrawl…

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I always thought the elected governor of TX, prior to (and as a condition of) inauguration, should have to swim around in the Houston Ship Channel.

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Hmmm….aren’t those waters teaming with bull sharks?

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Seems my guess wasn’t far off. :wink:

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Are you suggesting we poison those poor innocent sharks?

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