Ted Cruz: The Gays are waging 'jihad' against 'religious freedom'

Can we just eliminate that hypothesis from consideration because it has Ted Cruz reading?

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I demand you tolerate my intolerance!

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Maybe he just watched the 1984 film version and decided Sting was trying to turn him gay with those sexy Hawkman underoos.

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Does that include Log Cabin Republicans?

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If they’re hungry, and they’re paying, I’ll cater to 'em. Rainbow cake and non-homophobic pizza for everyone!

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Also, don’t forget that God hates polyblends:
Ye shall keep my statutes. … neither shall there come upon thee a garment of two kinds of stuff mingled together.

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Maybe some people have fear to be catering in Satanic parties.

Will you force persons to catering in Satanic parties?

I agree with you. I will feed them also.

But if you offer a catering service and your employees are afraid to go to Satanic parties.

Do you have the right to refuse the service or not?

Here in Texas, we’re not all idiots. We just have a nasty habit of electing the cream of the crop to higher office.

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I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about.

I would never force someone to cater. That would be wrong. Catering is against my beliefs.

Christians are waging a ā€œcrusadeā€ against ā€œpersonal freedomā€. Maybe I would make them cater.

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Does someone know what this means? Is this just a haircut or is it specifically about the long sideburn-area locks? I’m extrapolating from the beard thing, but my head is already pretty rounded, so maybe I’m already screwed. Don’t stone me, bro!

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Everything’s bigger in Texas, even the idiots. :wink:

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I thought you were making this up, but there it is! Leviticus 19:19. Wonderful. Now I’m going to burn in hell because of those polyester/nylon combos I wear for hiking and biking. Thanks, Obama!

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Ted Cruz: The Gays are waging ā€˜jihad’

Such obsession over the gays, Ted.

Ted, just admit it…

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Neither Sanders nor Warren would have a chance as Presidential candidates. Yes, I like them both better than Hillary Clinton, and wish the Democrats could come up with a relatively centrist candidate with broad public appeal, but the did that in 2008 and haven’t come up with another Hillary competitor. Is Sanders even in the Democratic party? He caucuses with them, but he used to be a Socialist running as an Independent, and he used to hang out with Ron Paul voting ā€œnoā€ on horrible bills in the Senate and House, and neither the right-wingers nor the establishment like that kind of thing.

Indeed, see King David, or Solomon, for that matter…

Cruz is a Senator. Much better perks than being a Fox News mouthpiece, though it’s always nice to have a fallback job if you lose an election.

Ted will say anything (or at least what his advisers recommend) to make sure that Iowa homeschool groups vote for him. I wonder what kind of adviser thinks Iowans are single issue voters. While he’ll say this stuff for the small time groups, it’ll be interesting to hear what and how it’s said to the big time groups and on national TV.