Ted Cruz: The Gays are waging 'jihad' against 'religious freedom'

There goes my winter wardrobe.

We could only wish this guy was half the man Al Lewis was.

I think the definition of marriage as being between one man and one women is right after Deuteronomy 21:15-17 where they lay down inheritance rules for men with multiple wives.

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Biblical marriage is between one man and one woman, but men arenā€™t necessarily limited to one marriage. Or concubinage.

With the amount of war thatā€™s described in the Bible and the practice of killing the males in a conquered city, there must have been a pretty significant difference between the male and female populations. By the early CE, this was probably much less pronounced.

Ahh I get it. Each marriage is separate. So Moses had two biblical marriages each one between one man and one woman simultaneously.

What a handy work around.

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What kind of ā€œcultā€ are you kanooks running up there anyway?

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From what I can recall, they were pretty understated about it, but there were a fair number of references to Queen, the patron deity of roads, and a lot of temples devoted to Tim Horton, patron deity of doughnuts.

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Because itā€™s fascinating(ly perverse).

The persecution complex is another layer on top of things - it seems to be an important part of US Christian identity, some way of establishing continuity with the beginning of the faith. The whole history has been mythologized, too. The story that Nero burnt down Rome and blamed the Christians so he could persecute them? The reality seems to be that it was actually Christians who burnt down Rome. The Puritans came to America to escape persecution in England? They came here because they wanted to be free to persecute others. Etc. It does become especially hilarious when you try to claim persecution when youā€™re the (vast) majority, in control of the state. Fundies often claim theyā€™re being attacked by the media when itā€™s actually just another flavor of Christian portraying their own faith, which differs from the Fundie version of ā€œhow things ought to be.ā€ Theyā€™d really like to be screaming ā€œheresy,ā€ but that just doesnā€™t fly anymore.

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Heā€™d just respond to that assertion by saying that, ā€œNo true Scotsman, er, Christian would be or would support LGBT.ā€

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Presbyterians?

No cult. As Canadians, we naturally take an interest in the story of Canadian-born Ted Cruz (or, as he is known here,Ted Cruz Al-Kalgari), because he was born in Canada and is therefore Canadian. He is just following the age-old Canadian tradition of going south to seek his fortune, as so many Canadian-born Canadians have in the past. Salutations, Canadian Ted Cruz, and may your inner Canadian guide you on your Canadian path des pays Ć©trangers. Be assured that your Canadian compatriots are following your Canadian career. Because Canadian.

Oddly I kind of like the phrase Rainbow Jihadist. Iā€™m picturing a t-shirt with a rainbow coming out of some kind of vaguely phallic object and the phrase ā€œRainbow Jihadist: Iā€™m going to blow you upā€ on it. Or maybe, ā€œIā€™m going to make you explode.ā€

Iā€™m sure the homophobic terrorists will love their movement being associated with gay people too.

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Actually, thereā€™s a lot of debate among historical demographers, about sex-biased infanticide and neglect.

Of course, records were biased, but there seems to have been a tendency for Roman men in their twenties to marry girls in their teens, and if there were similar numbers of men in their twenties and girls in their teens, then there were a lot more men than womyn.

Backstroke of the West FTW

I hear they even drink alcoholic beverages!

And there is dancing!!!

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Oh my stars!

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Iā€™ve heard that Satan is a lousy tipper.

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If you ask me, Iā€™d wish that religious groups with progressive views also had progressive spines and progressive guts.

Having a strongly held belief in the humanity and equality of minorities is pointless, if youā€™re not going to stand with them and call the hateful bigots what they are to their faces.

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