Televangelist Warns: Biden Win → People Having Sex With Cows

No, I’m pretty sure in this case it’s projection.

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Just steer them in the right direction.

And remember to vote. The steaks are high.

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Seeing as it’s always projection with these guys - I see this as a brave confession on his part.

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I did think that cows was suspiciously specific

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Pastor Frank Amedia: Cow Rapist

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What, you’d steal his girlfriend from him? You cad!

In other news, televangelists have inserted weevils into their ears to devour their brains. That works just fine.

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Herd mentality again, huh?

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That’s what happens when you give a televangelist a bully pulpit.

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It does put the whole fatted calf thing in a different light.

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WND blames it all on satanic marxists. This crap drives things like the Ugandan “Kill the Gays Biill.”

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Democrats tend to live in more urban areas, where they have no access to cows.

Republicans tend to live in more rural areas, where they have ready access to cows.

Who is more likely to be fucking cows?

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Frank Amedia.

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So, I was unfamiliar with the term animalism and it doesn’t mean what I think he thinks it means…

I think he means bestiality.
I also enjoyed how he specified that people were going to start having “really perverse sex” with the cows, as if there’s really any other kind. Maybe up until now, it’s all been ironic cow sex?? :joy:

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Conservatives generally have trouble with the idea of consent

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For Republicans every accusation is a confession

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Lights off, and within lawful wedlock?

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Missionary position.

It’s like raeeeaain…

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On your milking day?

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I was actual”y thinking about the old goat-f*$#ing joke, but thank you for putting a very disturbing music video in my imagination…:joy:

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hey, it’s a legitimate job!

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