Televangelist Warns: Biden Win → People Having Sex With Cows

Won’t Devin get jealous?

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Bruces__Australia_We love you!

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I Bruce what you did there.

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Jethro bought himself a milk cow, and he called her Bess…
Give him a lifetime of pleasure, all she needs is love…

But don’t get caught

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Someone needs to check in on Rev. Amelia…but, uh, knock first.

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Biden Win → Sex With Cows → slippery slope

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Damn, even the imported animals go native and start killing shit! What a country!!

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Any early reports on cow fucking, or what?

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His mother wishes…

Of course, you’re gonna wanna be careful around the 2nd Amendment cows.

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People get up to strange things with animals out in the boondocks.

If anything I’d say voting red would probably be more predictive of “animal husbandry” than voting blue. Seeing as the red blue divide mostly is split between urban and rural areas.

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I suppose sheep would be more of an Aussie/Kiwi thing:

(CW: violence, gore, animals attacking humans, strongly implied zoophilia)

(Sorry, it was kinda obligatory, given the OP. :wink: )

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This is the SFW version, you can easily find the NSFW version

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Wooly Bullies.

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You leave Wool E. out of this!

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Even so, the Rule of Cows applies.

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/858722120620265473

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