Temperature in Oklahoma reaches 99 degrees in mid-February

May I reword some of Terry Pratchett’s work to fit current times?

Trump is wonderful. He provokes wonder.
Trump is marvellous. He causes marvels.
Trump is fantastic. He creates fantasies.
Trump is glamorous. He projects glamour.
Trump is enchanting. He weaves enchantment.
Trump is terrific. He begets terror.

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

No one ever said Trump is nice.

Trump is bad.

(thanks to @nimelennar for reminding me of the original)

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