That headline is kind of begging to be mad-libs-finished, isn’t it? Is…?
My mind is autocompleting “irrelevant”, but I’m sure you guys can be funnier than that.
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LoL, wouldn’t want to be the most frequent poster in this thread, among those that have penises anyway
Exactly. The Bible was all about those genital piercings.
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If only this were not true!
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Why do people give such a hot shit about this “issue?” You can’t change what size you are, so what the fuck does it matter anyway? You might experience rejection over it, but then, you might experience rejection over a hundred million other factors that we don’t obsess over quite the same way. I’d wager more men get rejected over gut-size than penis-size. Or other things, like oh… I dunno… their personality.
This is such a unique product of our times, and I think people living a century from now are just going to laugh at us. I think people just watch too much porn. The reason every man in porn has a seventeen inch kielbasa is that there has to be room for the camera to get in there somewhere.
If you were worried about it before, you were being silly. If you’re still worried about it now, knowing what you know, either because you are average or below average, you’re still being silly.
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[quote=“ActionAbe, post:45, topic:52977”]You can’t change what size you are[/quote]Gasp! My spam folder is nothing but LIES!
[quote=“ActionAbe, post:45, topic:52977”]This is such a unique product of our times[/quote]I recall reading in Mary Roach’s Bonk (a readable tome, if you’re into that kind of thing) that apparently impotence trials were a pretty big thing (teeheehee) in Renaissance France, at least – but that’s not quite the same issue.
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Could you imagine what a disaster it would be if men could enlarge their penises cheaply and reliably?
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If I recall Modern Primitives correctly, you can by hanging a weight off of it, but you’re going to get scarcely any extra length before you lose the ability to get an erection.
You can thank me later.
I always get the extra large ones myself.
They leave room for the jewelry.
f I recall Modern Primitives correctly, you can by hanging a weight off of it, but you’re going to get scarcely any extra length before you lose the ability to get an erection.
Yes and no- The main issue is with the suspensory ligament. You can stretch quite a bit during the earlier years before it completely hardens, or you can have it cut and regain a little ability to do so. Side effects include an immediate gain of up to two inches, and an erection that no longer points in a specific direction.
BME Zine has some more info for the curious.
Porn has existed a long time, and so has interest in penis size. It’s been over a hundred years since this fresco of Priapus was made, but we’re still interested in it. It’s a bit like saying male obsession with penis size is like female obsession with looks—both are disctated by a culture that doesn’t appear to be going anywhere fast.
Priapus’s penis was interpreted comically, and was not considered particularly admirable. He was a fertility god, which is why his penis was oversized. we’ve had porn forever, what we haven’t had is easy access and the same sense of physical aesthetics that we do today.
Could be worse. I originally read the above as conically
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