The Candy Hierarchy for 2016: Halloween's best and worst treats

What if they are dressed as Luke Cage?

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I love Whoppers, but I absolutely loathe Halloween Whoppers, because for some weird reason, the only bags of Halloween candy they come in are the ones that also mix in Twizzlers. So all of my little packs of Whoppers are intensely infused with Twizzler flavor.

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The apathy and pillowcase-bag gives them away as most definitely not Luke Cage.

A Luke Cage cosplayer would get a full size bar.

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:blush:

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Twizzlers. Oh god. I’d rather eat a fistful of Mary Janes than a single Twizzler.

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You get all my Likes for today.

Twizzlers are a god-damned national embarrassment.

I swear they’re molded from this lady’s earwax:

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