The guy who always has a knife

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Wasn’t that a Don Ho song?

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God I hope so.

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Despite how famous that is, I had never heard more than the first few words.

So…the takeaway is that it really is just the booze talking?

(edit for clarity)

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It is extra gross when the guy who always has a knife offers it to you to cut food. He uses it for everything. I don’t want it anywhere near my food. :open_mouth:

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I can’t hang a Kapselheber on my keychain.

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This is one of the best reviews I have ever read.

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@beschizza If you’re going to subtweet @frauenfelder (sub-post him?), at least make fun of his haircut or something too while you’re at it.

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Proper pen knives have one.

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Super famous. In a Vegasy way.

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Actually, I don’t have the bag. I have a beat up computer backpack I carry on work days. My former Navy Corpsman friend has one like that. All his little ibuprofen etc are in little baggies. It’s nice.

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Seconded. That is probably the easiest to open thinnest and least obtrusive well made knife without complexity that exists.

I get that everybody wants something to mock, but plenty of people have a legitimate reason to carry a knife everyday. If you can’t understand why, you are probably not someone who works with their hands or makes anything. So the fact that you are mocking people essentially that do by proxy says a lot about you.

Carrying a gun everyday I can see as being a bit silly, but there are legitimate reasons for that too. I grew up with my father getting death threats on a daily basis from people he put in jail for polluting because he was one of the heads of the DEP in Pennsylvania. There was an actual immediate need to protect himself and his kids. Most people who carry though are just afraid of everything around them even when they have no reason to be.

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You mean like this?

My bad, I brain farted and thought you meant one of those cartridge thingies

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I’m augmenting it - making it stronger. Manlier. Maybe a little hairier.

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sheldon-fist-bump

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Harder, better, faster, stronger?

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What you do in your private life is probably best left out of this. :wink:

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Hmm…bottle opener as opposed to corkscrew…are you subtly advocating for beer over wine, then?

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OMG _ YAASSS

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