The hedgehog and Bath thread


#1

Per @nemomen:

Bath is great!

Hedgehogs are super!

Therefore, hedgehog baths are SUPER GREAT!


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#2

Bath sucks. Buxton is where the cool kids are.


#3

Yeah, but nobody likes hedgehog buxtons.


#4

That point is unassailable.


#5

Hedgehogs don’t really like baths.


#6

The roman baths in Bath were really wonderful to visit. No hedgehogs, though.


#7

Depends on what time of day you go. Hedgehog bathtime is 2pm sharp.


#8

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#9

Uhhhhhh, did one or more of those hedgehogs have an ‘accident’ in the bath? :frowning2:
Or were they just really dirty?


#10

They often find bath time so distressing/relaxing/hedgehog-mood altering that the poop their pants, only they don’t wear pants. I usually do a multi-phase bath since phase one usually winds up not really cleaning.


#11

So how do hedgehogs make love?

Very carefully.


#12

I understand at least Roman soldiers were less into hedgehogs and more into tortoises.


#13

But the British used to like hedgehogs:

(They were actually flavoured with pork fat)


#14

Well, these are critters that spread foamy barf on themselves when they find something they’re unfamiliar with, so they’re not too concerned about keeping clean.


#15

(considers doing a Google search for Ron Jeremy in a bathtub but thinks the better of it)


#16

Yes they do like to anoint with interesting smelling things, Her Highness gets especially excited if she manages to find a bit of toothpaste before we get her away from it. In the wild they maintain sanitary measures that hedgehog society deems fit, but in captivity we hold them to a different standard which they resent.


#17

I probably should have been to Bath at some time. I’ve been through it on the train, if that counts. Don’t like the rugby team much.

But I do like Buxton.


#18


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#19

I wanted to get a hedgie but my research showed that 100% of the year my house is an uncomfy temperature for them so I didn’t. :frowning:

Have yet to go to western Europe. One of these days.


#20

Grumpy is the head that wears the crown.