Per @nemomen:
Bath is great!
Hedgehogs are super!
Therefore, hedgehog baths are SUPER GREAT!
Bath sucks. Buxton is where the cool kids are.
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Yeah, but nobody likes hedgehog buxtons.
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That point is unassailable.
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Depends on what time of day you go. Hedgehog bathtime is 2pm sharp.
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IRRELEVANT AND OUT OF ORDER! OVERRULED!
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Uhhhhhh, did one or more of those hedgehogs have an ‘accident’ in the bath? 
Or were they just really dirty?
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They often find bath time so distressing/relaxing/hedgehog-mood altering that the poop their pants, only they don’t wear pants. I usually do a multi-phase bath since phase one usually winds up not really cleaning.
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So how do hedgehogs make love?
Very carefully.
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I understand at least Roman soldiers were less into hedgehogs and more into tortoises.
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But the British used to like hedgehogs:
(They were actually flavoured with pork fat)
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Well, these are critters that spread foamy barf on themselves when they find something they’re unfamiliar with, so they’re not too concerned about keeping clean.
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(considers doing a Google search for Ron Jeremy in a bathtub but thinks the better of it)
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Yes they do like to anoint with interesting smelling things, Her Highness gets especially excited if she manages to find a bit of toothpaste before we get her away from it. In the wild they maintain sanitary measures that hedgehog society deems fit, but in captivity we hold them to a different standard which they resent.
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I probably should have been to Bath at some time. I’ve been through it on the train, if that counts. Don’t like the rugby team much.
But I do like Buxton.
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I wanted to get a hedgie but my research showed that 100% of the year my house is an uncomfy temperature for them so I didn’t. 
Have yet to go to western Europe. One of these days.
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