Tucker Carlson always looks like his skin is going to burst, and he’s going to molt into a beautiful human being. Any day now…
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I see it more as a plaintive “hey I’m just asking questions” face, or yeah, maybe he’s just a doofus.
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Well that is my nightmare fuel quota for the day… thanks.
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He was always a phony. People seem to have forgotten the days when he was Fox’s on hand “liberal go-to guy.”
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I’d like to know just when he was ever reasonable. Seriously, since he’s been on Fox, he’s been nothing but a whiny, turdbrain who can’t stop acting like a super-privileged asshole. He is the epitome of white male privilege.
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Right. It’s been clear for a long time now that he’s out to sell his smarmy face saying whatever some top bidder wants him to say. I doubt he has much of any particular political commitment at all.
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Apparently according to the /r/the_donald you just can’t cuck the tuck.
I think I have a better time trying to understand why kids like Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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He’s a piece of shit, always has been. Why are we talking about him?
We are in a conservative caused nightmare. What are we going to do about this?
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Same thing that they say about Trump. Listen! Not all boarded boys! I was sent to a boarding school when I was eight and I ended up fine. If you don’t believe me, ask my wife. [Wife shakes her head and rolls her eyes]
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< shaking my head >
Do this instead.
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Sure. But you had Dumbledore.
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No Dumbledore. Nuns!
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You poor man. I know where you’ve been.
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I mean, it’s his default expression, whatever is going on, even when listening to people he agrees with. Quizzical dog.
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STEWART: Now, this is theater. It’s obvious. How old are you?
CARLSON: Thirty-five.
STEWART: And you wear a bow tie.
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Here’s Tucker in the clubhouse in 1998:
Call it Kavanaugh’s cabal: There was his colleague on the Starr investigation, Alex Azar, now the Secretary of Health and Human Services. Mark Paoletta is now chief counsel to Vice President Mike Pence; House anti-Clinton gumshoe Barbara Comstock is now a Republican member of Congress. Future Fox News personalities Laura Ingraham and Tucker Carlson were there with Ann Coulter, now a best-selling author, and internet provocateur Matt Drudge.
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Best guest turn in cable news history? It has my vote. Wasn’t crossfire cancelled shortly after?
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“Get Me Roger Stone” is worth watching just for the insights it gives into Tucker Carlson’s character.
If he’s not just putting on a mask for the interview about Stone and exaggerating his admiration, then he’s is both a cynical and jaded opportunist, and appears to know exactly what he’s doing in terms of manipulating both his fans and critics.
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Indeed — for the next eight years anyway
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