The one thing a man should never say to a woman in bed

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Numberwang?

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Oh sure, they’re ALLOWED to, but pity them in a place like this if they hope to express them in some way that won’t get swamped in a flash flood of testosterone.

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“Attribution”

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Oh come on now. Thinking about feelings is hard.

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Something about self-esteem.

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I was saving this only for gun-related threads. But it seems appropriate.

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We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

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It’s not too late! We can turn this into a gun thread. Never say this to a woman: “wanna see my gun? No, the .45.”

Now it’s another gun thread.

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I know what you’re thinking. Did I fire six shots or only five…

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Don’t even start this feelings crap. We are discussing little boy urges here.

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Is this raising or lowering the calibre of conversation?

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Gun control equals penis envy?

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Gun control = penis control

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I um…

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Have you tried turning it off and then on again?

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Don’t even start this feelings crap. We are discussing little boy urges here.

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I don’t understand that either :sob: so I’m going to bed.

Life was a lot easier when women didn’t expect men to have feelings and stuff, wasn’t it?

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This is like 1% of why “feminism has a bad name these day.” The other 99% is dudes blowing stuff like this out of proportion.

Can we keep focused here? It’s kind of a dumb article. It’s not a microcosm of everything wrong with women. Let’s continue from there.

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