Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/11/06/the-presidents-weekend-schedule-is-blank.html
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Meh; he’ll go golfing, eat crap food, and whine on Twitter like every other day ending in Y.
Or maybe, now that the election has come and gone, 45 is finally feeling the experimental steroids wear off, and the crash is taking it’s toll on that poor excuse he has for a body.
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What’s going on behind the scenes of the White House would look a bit like this (at the 57 second mark)
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The crying and rage-tweeting are scheduled to be private events, TYVM.
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Pretty sure you mean the 0:51 mark. 
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at the very least you’d think this would be an ideal time to sneak in a quick round of golf.
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Tear gas the Oval Office and whack him on the head with a bible as he stumbles out, gasping, wheezing and crying.
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I was going to say, weld the oval office steel doors shut, cut the power, shut off the water and govern from across the street at Starbucks until we smell the smell.
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Either he’s too upset to do so, or he’s wanting to stay around the White House to meet with whoever he has challenging the outcome of the election. I suspect both.
It’ll be interesting to see what the “new normal” is for Trump going forward. Whether he gives up all pretense of actually “doing work” or throws himself into doing insane things, like firing everyone he can (and changing federal rules to fire people he can’t currently get fired).
That sounds like a best-case scenario, really. Then we get to see someone drag him out. (And if he’s acting like he’s still president, maybe, just maybe, he won’t burn the country to the ground in the meantime.)
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Back in 2016 the first nickname I tried bestowing on the duly elected clown President was “Donald McRonald”. Though I thought it was funny(and still do!), it didn’t catch on. It reads funny, but I think it’s just too awkward to say in a natural way. Try it. Instead I eventually settled for “The Gilded Turd”.
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maybe he’s pissing on the walls? just, pee
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He hires Russian sex workers for that kind of thing. More likely, he’ll be stealing things, whenever (if) he finally admits to himself that he lost. I’m reminded of one of his trips to France, when he visited the ambassador’s residence, saw some art he liked and just took it without asking, installing it back in the White House. I suspect he might try to transfer a few things from the White House over to his own residences.
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presidential pilferage presumably proliferates prior pilgrimages; portends preserverence?
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Ran the scenario, and the imagery hit me in the face like an exploding N2O-filled balloon.
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This part of the article:
On Friday, Biden campaign spokesman Andrew Bates said that the former vice president’s staff wasn’t worried about Trump refusing to leave the White House—not because they don’t believe he’s certifiably insane and might definitely barricade himself in the Oval Office, but because security will simply escort him from the premises. “The U.S. government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the White House,” he said.
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His recent speeches, he looks and sounds like hell. I wonder that he may not be well. Who can say if it is due to his recent grueling rally schedule or him still recovering from COVID.
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Or from the Old Executive Office Building rather than the Starbucks. Biden already knows the layout.
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he’s Australian.
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