oh, im just saying we’ve all already seen a celebrity lock himself in a government building for a few years. we don’t really need an american remake of that particular show
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The longer it takes him to accept reality, the less time he will have to burn the nation down out of spite with his remaining two months in office.
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Sadly, that’s been the actual state of affairs for some time. An honest schedule would have blocks for ‘watch fox news and eat fast food’, ‘mope on toilet while playing with cell phone’, ‘call someone who will flatter me and let them kiss my ass for an hour’, etc.
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In Borat 2 he is referred to as “McDonald Trump” which I think is a bit more sticky.
Yes, this is totally normal
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The actual fuck he thinks is in McDonald’s that isn’t poison?
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I just call him One And Done now.
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Shouldn’t it read as usual?
Tweet. Tweet. Tweet. oops, gotta pee. Tweet. Oh, MickeyD delivery! Tweet. Tweet. oops gotta poop. Tweet. Tweet.
and so forth, until five am or so, when my valet pulls the phone from my hands and covers me up.
If only!
I was a bit angry when I realized that’s what I was hearing; how the fuck could I not have stumbled upon that brilliant construct over the past four years?!?!?!??
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Well, you don’t publicise that you’re fully occupied wasting lawyers’ time, in case they use it as later evidence that you do in fact need to pay their legitimate invoices.
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I am expecting Biden will get all new mattresses, though.
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Maybe if we give him a really nice participation trophy. Not Miss Congeniality. Not perfect attendance. It’d be a shame to tarnish the Emmy’s by giving him one, but that might work. Maybe a People’s Choice award for Best Reality Show?
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He’s probably busy packing and trying to call around to all non-extradition countries.
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While I know that because of coronavirus they would HAVE to do a deep clean/disinfect of the entire Whitehouse as part of the transfer regardless of who was leaving, I am really hoping that we get lots of photos in the press captioned “Whitehouse Disinfected Following Trump Administration Departure”.
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Good. Let him just sit and stew. It is better he goes and hides rather than stir up more shit with BS press conferences full of lies.
As for will he/won’t he concede. Doesn’t matter. It is a formality. (Again, knock on wood, not counting chickens.) Something that reasonable people do as part of decorum.
Just like people who refuse to leave after an eviction notice, at some point he will be escorted out.
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The questions are whether all the copper will be ripped out, how much feces have been smeared on the walls, and who’s?
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The reality is that the White House is not the office. The office of the Prez is wherever the Prez happens to be. The Cheeto could live in the White House, but that still wouldn’t make him President.
I’m not sure he gets that.
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They’d just need to cut off the Internet and TV feed and he’d be out of there in 30 seconds.
I’m just hoping his Twitter account is disabled at 12:01 on Inauguration Day. The ranting and whining would be amazing.
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And stealing the silverware. The Bidens better get everything counted when they move in, because it wouldn’t put it past the Trumps to walk out with an entire dinner service down their knickers.
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“This account has been removed, as it is no longer in the public interest…”
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As long as I get to help Donnie and his boys to pack, I wouldn’t mind if they took a dinner service down their knickers.
But “I” get to pack.
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