Don’t mess up the oval office. Have the Secret Service escort him to the bunker (“there’s an angry mob outside, sir”) where he will find a pistol on the table with one bullet.
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As a Redditor said, they’ll just bring in Fork Lift One to remove him from the building.
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Can’t imagine Trump understanding what that is for. Is he expected to shoot Eric?
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Let’s hope it stays that way through Jan 20
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You are a psychic. That’s exactly what he did!
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Unfortunately, Donald McDonald is the name of the McDonald’s mascot in Japan.
I usually settle for calling the current administration Cheetolini and the Plunder Monkeys.
No love for Caligulaughingstock, huh?
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Hadn’t heard that one. I also loved the classics: “Giant bag of rotting yams” and, “Tiny-fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret-wearing sh*tgibbon.”
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