This is a lot funnier than I thought possible:
So wait, QEII is being transported around in a CLOSED LEAD-LINED coffin?
Filled with mercury? Or the blood of virgins?
A blend of both?
Saw this yesterday - the robot arm motion of the casket was giving me GlaDOS vibes:
Wait a minuteâŚ
The death and funeral of the Queen wasnât even close to being the most important event in her religion, never mind the world. Wait until she comes back from the dead, maybe then weâll take that claim seriously.
I had to look up Hoyle⌠What is it with people named Lindsay⌠I guess maybe not Lindsey BuckinghamâŚ
The usual suspects, but also a few genuine surprises.
I didnât think i could get more republican but here we are.
Repeat after meâŚ
Every day something more silly.
There is no reason a 4, 7, and 9 year old canât attend a funeral for their great grandma. Considering bringing one for show as opposed to all of them because itâs their great grandma is silly. Bring a nanny just in case it goes long but come on. Most family funerals I attended include kids of all ages.
Still playing dress up and games.
He can feel lucky that itâs the Queens funeral, otherwise there might have been plans for him.
This seems odd as well. If people want to sell their souvenirs to people that want to own a souvenir, so what.
Why shouldnât common folks be allowed to make a couple bucks?
Agreed. They will grow up to be resentful that they were NOT there, when there will be footage showing how many âcommonersâ brought their children to stand in line for hours because itâs considered an honor of a lifetime.
But The Firm trains the royals from birth to not be human and thus not know how a family is supposed to function.
Maybe these are unused ones that were stolen?
That bottom left one reminds me more of Margaret Thatcher than Elizabeth II.
I think that both of them are more likely to be vampires or liches in the undead world though. Zombies are the lower classes.