The Supreme Covid: associate justice Brett Kavanaugh tests positive

Originally published at: The Supreme Covid: associate justice Brett Kavanaugh tests positive | Boing Boing

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@beschizza

winona-maths-what

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Probably just a typo, but it could be referring to Corey Lewandowski and Matt Gaetz!
I’ll see myself out.

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(Very much a “Rob joke,” methinks. . .)

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Symptom free? There’s just no justice!

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“We are legion”

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Covid, do your thang!

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pNGuqEG

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Was really hoping the last word in that headline would be “assault”

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No sympathy.

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Jesus take him!

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Note to self: beer does not prevent Covid.

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Hmmm… not to wish misfortune on anyone; however, a group of ageing people, sitting together in a room, sounds like a possible super-spreader event. Maybe the Dems won’t need to add some more Justices to rebalance the Supreme Court.

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He probably tested positive for HPV back in his college days.

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Everyone on the internet when the news that Kavanaugh tested positive broke: “OOOH!!!”

Everyone on the internet when they read that he is vacc’d and symptom-free: “Awww…”

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I hope this isn’t just another headline to get my hopes up for nothing.

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Personally, I’m looking at the long game; just because Covid doesn’t kill all these horrible people right away doesn’t mean they don’t have it coming somewhere down the line - additional health complications after the infection are still being discovered.

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Someone should check on Squee.

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