The true, correct story of what happened at Donald Trump’s inauguration


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Then Trump armwrestled Hercules and poor old Herc got a sprained wrist. Afterwards he took his star yacht to Risa to hang with his wingman, Captain Kirk.


Can we get links to the original stories on these posts?


You forgot the part about Rump walking across the reflecting pool. Or did he part the waters? Maybe both.


Here you go:


That’s a really good drawing, actually.



(I considered changing the caption to “MOPE” a la the Obama “HOPE” image, since Donald is so pissed at his coverage.)


It’s nice to finally see some of you people respecting Our President!


Aren’t you forgetting something?

Trump 2020?

It’s like waiting for the other shoe to drop.





I can’t believe the level of disrespect some people are giving to this signer of the US Constitution and first man on the moon.


I’m surprised that 2Pac and Biggie didn’t come out of hiding as well to perform.


He invented the moon and constitution (the new one, not the old one which has been proven to be a forgery).


What, no mention of how the rain decided to stop falling for the duration of His inauguration speech?

Typical very dishonest media.


Took me a disturbingly long time to realize this was personal satire.


Absurd and awesome.


the sound was just fantastic


I think that this Guinness World Record “Purdue University Rube Goldberg machine called “Time Machine” which illustrates the history of the world from the Big Bang to the Apocalypse” captures the spirit of what may have happened.

(Minus the pretty flower at the end.)


That was the truest, bestest article about Donald Trump (riches and adulations be upon him) EVAR! The author should be praised for her forthright and accurate reporting.