FTFY! And how is this not nine characters? The strike tags alone are seventeen!
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Hallelujah, the Lord has cum.
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'it" being solely yours?
I dimly remember reading that the great 19th century anti-masturbation wave based on the ‘it will drain your spinal fluid and then you’ll go insane’ argument can be traced back to an anatomical sketch by Leonardo da Vinci. Which shows a connection between the spinal cord and the testicles that can be interpreted as some sort of tube, but doesn’t actually exist.
Obviously there are nerves connecting the spinal cord and the testicles, but nothing that could drain anything.
If true, this is either a glitch or genius level trolling; one of these days I should look into this.
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well i’ll be fucked…!!
Are you saying it…can’t be beat?
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Thank God that is satire. I was convinced it was real. All too plausible!
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My memory is foggy, the JW official in my story had previously served in Prince country, met him, ect. Pretty boring stories, just that he was friendly, and acted just like you hear him described by everybody else that met him (funny, distant, kind of out there).
Director Kevin Smith has some great stories about Prince and his JW beliefs (check youtube). I’m of the opinion that Prince likely had adopted the JWs boilerplate eschatological and theological beliefs as can be found in there books, but he was still Prince and lived in Princeland. He had the mind of a child and didn’t understand nor could he relate completely with the real world.
Their own “members” you say?
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there goes that donkey in a field chasing that man that has trouser distress again (not youtube?)
Is it really possible to masturbate using a pillow? Asking for a friend.
Are you saying that as the abuser or the abusee?
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well that’s the beauty of self-abuse…
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