This gun-crazy Trump-loving Nevada gubernatorial candidate has one heck of an ad

It struck me that the weapon she is holding should be very illegal for normal people to own, but then I looked it up:

As the weapon is originally manufactured without a shoulder stock, it is considered a smooth-bore handgun, and thus an AOW, rather than a short-barrelled shotgun.

Just… wow. This is what we end up with when the NRA drafts our firearm laws.

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Yeah, what’s her policy on orcs, blarges, and werewolves?
No mention of it in her ad…
Is she soft on werewolves???

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If you think of the NRA as just being a lobbying arm for gun manufacturers it all makes sense.

Not good sense but sense.

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I doubt the Blue Blaze Irregulars approved her message.Who are The Blue Blaze Irregulars and what do we know about them?

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A Real 'Murican Christmas would be realizing that you spent all your ammo taking out Saint Nick but I held my fire. So you should hand me all those presents before you join him.

Who wants bourbon-basted Blitzen-kabobs?

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What makes this Christmas card even funnier is the total photoshop fail that it is… something tells me that they had to photoshop it because at least one of them isn’t allowed within 100 feet of a minor. Or guns. Or both.

Still realer than the commercial

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No two people pictured were actually in the same room, including the babies.

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Also: what happened to their legs??

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FWIW, The Any Other Weapon designation is from the 1934 National Firearms Act. The NRA didn’t really have an lobbying arm until after that law was passed, and it supported the 1938 Federal Firearms Act (and the 1968 Gun Control Act). It wasn’t until the 70s when there was a coup of leadership that it became more hard-line.

Anyway, unlike regular shotguns, AOWs have to registered. I thought that was what people wanted. Registered firearms.

Werewolves fears are exaggerated by big silver to sell more silver.

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Oh, I’m quite sure they wouldn’t be putting down their guns to pass the gravy boat. What if someone socialist commie kicked in their front door and tried to make them use a pronoun or something?

It’s worse than you think. If you look closely you’ll notice that only the people holding guns are named; it’s pretty obvious that if you don’t have a gun, you don’t have a name.

(And on a real note, I feel sorry for these kids in about 10 - 15 years when they’re old enough to look back on those pictures. Childhood photos are bad enough for the victims in normal circumstances.)

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She put her hand on her weapon and said “Joe Biden is coming for me. I’m ready to fight.”

Dog whistle to those prepping for the next civil war.

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I didn’t get it. Then I googled it.
Then I found it.
My friend still doesn’t get it.

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Republicans can’t decide whether to love her because she shoots things, or hate her because she shoots beer.

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It’s nervous laughter, though

ETA:

I swear, I wrote this before seeing this:

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True Nut Case. Nevada needs her like it needs roaches in its brothels.

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Um, wow. If you told me she was a parody of a Republican candidate, I’d believe that.

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Pneumatic, violent, virulent airhead. Charming.

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I prefer your version :+1:

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ADR so wooden you could build a deck

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Well, I am.

Also - re the xmas card - they ARE all wearing red shirts… and we all know what happens to those. Here’s hoping.

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