Fast forward to three days from now, when someone has formed a DAO to buy the couch, sawed the couch into pieces, and sold NFTs on each piece. Because however dumb you think this timeline is, someone somewhere is working hard to make it even dumber.
Anyway, just off to invest my life savings in CouchCoin. BRB …
“Influencer”: slang noun for “asshole who dumbasses watch.”
Not today Satan!
Except we learned that some folks on the B-arks actually performed a valuable, if unappreciated, service. I haven’t seen any indication that is the case here.
I doubt this is real and I know I don’t care, but I’m not gonna walk past someone being called “Quenlin” without asking if someone fed her Q-tips after midnight
Edit: Deleted my comment as I watched to the end of the video, it is fake. She suddenly stops crying to deliver the last line.
Well well well, next time I guess you’ll just be born fabulously wealthy, won’t you.
That’ll learn ya.
Cancel the purchase before delivery.
You can only push your influence sofa.
Brave New World was truly the more prophetic of the 2.
Hell, if I had a card with that kind of limit on it, I wouldn’t have anywhere near the financial issues I currently have…
I’m slightly curious about the size of the couch. $100k should buy a lot of couch, amiright?
Looks like fraud, talks like fraud, must be a duck!
If she’s going to hang out on a $CK couch she should have a really good stereo to listen to. Should we get started on that, too?
Influencers wouldn’t set foot on the lowly ‘B Ark’. They’d go on the other arks with the rest of the ‘productive’ members of society.
I love the part where she doesn’t “want to do a job.” Boo hoo, chickie. You’re not any better than the rest of us.
I guess a fancy couch makes sense
