Not much of an Apple fan, but i gotta admit this is funny.
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It would have been great if Cook had replied “Thank you, President Chump.”
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ftfy 
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Chump could slide as an unintentional mispronunciation, which is what makes it work as a witty reply to 45 mangling Cook’s own name; whereas ‘Golden Showers’ is obviously an intentional dis.
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<in Shatner/Kirk delivery>
Must
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Avoid
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Godwin’s
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Law
Aye. A steady diet of Diet Coke and Fox News has to take some kind of toll.
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Whenever Trump says “nobody knew about…” or “most people don’t realize that…” it’s really just code for “I had no idea about this thing until an aide explained it to me five minutes ago.”
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Sadly not real, but still hilarious.
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Steve Jobs.
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I remember when Tim Apple first traveled across the U.S, wearing his cooking pot as a hat, and planting apples wherever he went.
Those where the days before money and fame, when Tim Apple only knew his mission of making people happy. When him and his friends Davy Crocker and Big Paul Boeing and his Blue Ox Nordstrom had this wide open country to tame and kick out the Mexicans.
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Donald Nazi. Donald Failure. Donald Pissbed. Donald Dogwhistle.
Ugh, sorry, I seem to be in a rage today.
Donald Babycage. Donald Genocide. Donald Viagra.
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So is Steve Jobs also known as Daddy Apple and the Woz is Beardy Apple?
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He does it all the time and it’s so incredibly obvious, too. (He also, awkwardly, goes with something along the lines of “getting recognized more and more” - e.g. with Frederick Douglass, whose name he had probably just heard for the first time.) What’s amazing to me is how basic the information he didn’t know is. Really, really basic stuff, things you’d expect the average person living in the real world to know. What’s amusing is claiming really basic information is something nobody knew about and, having thus indicated he didn’t know about it and was just informed, he clearly still doesn’t know anything about the subject. (So he goes hyperbolic, as he often does to hide his ignorance, e.g. “a million years” and then ends up saying something that doesn’t make any sense, either.)
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Honestly, those are nice and polite (and highly accurate) compared to what I regularly hear him called.
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Now I’m kind of curious if Johnny Appleseed is still the default demo contact on fresh Macs. It’s been 7 years since I set up a new Mac, and probably longer since I’ve gotten an iOS device that wasn’t restored from backup as part of the setup process. I know a lot of app developers still use it, but I wonder if the mothership has sucked another bit of whimsy out of their platform by now.
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What’s amazing to me is how many of his supporters aren’t alarmed by that basic ignorance. How does he convince his working-class supporters he’s not out of touch with reality when he says stuff like “you need an ID every time you buy groceries”?
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Tim Apple. Larry Oracle. Ginni Layoffs: It works so why the heck not?
At last: a Trump innovation we can all get behind
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/03/07/trump_occupational_surnames/
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No–he’s an idiot.
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