So now we know why the big strong men he always talks to have tears in their eyes.
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Putin’s way ahead of you. Put the filter on top and vent through the ceiling
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Weapons of Ass Disfunction?
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Big Rumble in Little Donny.
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As he fume-anizes the people around him.
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Trump Whines About Courtroom Being Cold
Thoughts of Trump actually crapping in his pampers while in court…and now wants the heat turned up. omg.
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Stolen classlessly from elsewhere
https://i.imgur.com/Ne94o29.png
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So he’s un-depends-able?
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Long ago I read of how some prey animals defecate as they are being chased by predators. Maybe Trump’s reptilian brain has taken over and he is uncontrollably defecating in court in response to the feeling of being hunted down and chased? 
(Thank you, Bing copilot)
Defecation During Chases:
- When faced with imminent danger, some animals exhibit a startle response. This involuntary reaction can lead to defecation.
- The idea is that by defecating, the prey animal may momentarily distract the predator or create confusion, gaining a slight advantage in escape.
- Horses and animals like deer have been observed defecating while running away from predators. It’s a survival strategy, albeit not always effective.
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I’m kind of sorry this is the thing getting traction. Adult incontinence is a real problem for some people. They can’t help it. There so much more to despise Trump for. Things that were actually his informed choices.
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I’ll just leave this here.
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Going vegan definitely does make you fart more, at least at first until you get used to it, much like the way eating meat can have adverse impacts on vegans.
But it usually isn’t smelly. If it is, try cutting down on carbs a bit. Grains in particular.
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Maybe a fecal microbiota transplant could help in this case?
And would the judge be authorised to order one?
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Usually when people talk about the smell of sulfur they are talking about sulfur dioxide, not hydrogen sulfide.
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Why would you do that to the poor helpless microbes, you heartless bastard???
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So he could be full of someone else’s shit as well as his own?
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A trial about hush money… Movie idea:
The Silence of the Hams.
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When you change what you’re eating, it’s going to take some time for the population of your gut bacteria to adjust.
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Read that as ‘agents taking shits guarding the hallway’ and was like fair enough 
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Yes, it’s basically a violent overthrow of the incumbent gut biome.
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