Tourists at Winter Olympics are enjoying Penis Park in their downtime

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/02/13/tourists-at-winter-olympics-ar.html

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Penis Park
Is in
Your Heart

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So they did the only thing you can do when a virgin dies in a storm, and built giant wooden penises to appease her spirit.

I can see the logic here. If she hadn’t been a virgin, leaving her to drown would have been okay. Therefore, her spirit needs the D.

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A gentleman always obliges his significant other’s apparently nigh-insatiable appetite for dick before abandoning her to the sea.

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I guess fish dicks weren’t her thing

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Weren’t mine either, 'til I saw The Shape of Water…

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Wanna fix the USA? More penis and vagina parks, like everywhere.

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Roger that.

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More of them at the ski jump center:

In fact, on those statues, the penes have penes.

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Fair warning, I am henceforth going to recommend this strategy as a solution to all problems. Except it’s going to be giant ladyparts because reasons.

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You want to catch fish, you go to the little man in the boat.

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This being the Winter Olympics, wouldn’t they be smaller in the cold weather?

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Personnage_gothique

“Hello? This is vagina park. We should meet.”

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The Japanese Olympians are like “Psshh, we’ve got Octopods for that”

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From left to right we have Dippy, Jaunty, Sleazy, Dirty, Jumpy, Tipsy, and Baldy.

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Fairly common sight in Korea, and can be found in Japan as well.

IIRC, depending on the square meters of coverage a building has when it’s built, they are mandated to install a proportional number of commissioned art pieces.

For some reason, Lotte Dept. Stores tend to have a lot of this kind of thing when it comes to public works of art. You’ll see these blue naked bowing guys all over the place.

I have no idea if they’re required to have a certain number of dong art pieces installed …
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… Oh, well: YMMV.

(“Dong” is the word for “East” or “District” in Korean). d('O . o`)b

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In Cheju Island. South Korea they have statues all over called Dol Harubang, or stone grandfathers. They have a similar profile with the added charm of looking like old men too!

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And is the official currency of Vietnam.

Of course, there’s always a smartass:

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