Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/02/13/tourists-at-winter-olympics-ar.html
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Penis Park
Is in
Your Heart
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So they did the only thing you can do when a virgin dies in a storm, and built giant wooden penises to appease her spirit.
I can see the logic here. If she hadn’t been a virgin, leaving her to drown would have been okay. Therefore, her spirit needs the D.
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A gentleman always obliges his significant other’s apparently nigh-insatiable appetite for dick before abandoning her to the sea.
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I guess fish dicks weren’t her thing
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Weren’t mine either, 'til I saw The Shape of Water…
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Wanna fix the USA? More penis and vagina parks, like everywhere.
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Roger that.
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More of them at the ski jump center:
In fact, on those statues, the penes have penes.
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Fair warning, I am henceforth going to recommend this strategy as a solution to all problems. Except it’s going to be giant ladyparts because reasons.
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You want to catch fish, you go to the little man in the boat.
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This being the Winter Olympics, wouldn’t they be smaller in the cold weather?
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“Hello? This is vagina park. We should meet.”
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The Japanese Olympians are like “Psshh, we’ve got Octopods for that”
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Fairly common sight in Korea, and can be found in Japan as well.
IIRC, depending on the square meters of coverage a building has when it’s built, they are mandated to install a proportional number of commissioned art pieces.
For some reason, Lotte Dept. Stores tend to have a lot of this kind of thing when it comes to public works of art. You’ll see these blue naked bowing guys all over the place.
I have no idea if they’re required to have a certain number of dong art pieces installed …
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… Oh, well: YMMV.
(“Dong” is the word for “East” or “District” in Korean). d('O . o`)b
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In Cheju Island. South Korea they have statues all over called Dol Harubang, or stone grandfathers. They have a similar profile with the added charm of looking like old men too!
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And is the official currency of Vietnam.
Of course, there’s always a smartass:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Vietnamese_dong
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